Aliens Made me Do It!

It’s not every day a spaceship crash-lands in your garden.

Eleven-year-old Hillman thinks it’s a prank—until a real alien steps out, followed by a homicidal android armed with explosive custard. Princess Cassiopeia’s in a fix. She shrank her entire space armada while making a smoothie (don’t ask!). She came to rally Earth’s leaders. She got Hillman. Age eleven. And his crusty old Grandad. The galaxy’s most ridiculous war has landed on Earth, and things are about to get very, very messy. Can Cassiopeia defeat Prince Perseus, Lord of the Five Spirals, Admiral of the 1st Attack Fleet, Commander of the Order of Zarg, and more recently winner of the Alpha Centauri Award for Best-Dressed Galactic Despot?

Luckily, Hillman’s got one excuse:

‘Aliens made me do it.’